Romans 13:8-10
Laws, Rules, and Who We Truly Are
James Sledge September
6, 2020
I
hope I haven’t told this too many times, but there’s an old joke about an
engaged couple who are killed just days before their wedding. On arriving in
heaven they say to St. Peter, “We were supposed to get married this weekend. Is
it possible to get married in heaven?”
Peter
thought for a moment and said, “I suppose so. I’ll get right back to you.”
A
year later, Peter came to the couple and said, “Everything’s worked out. We’re
ready for your wedding.”
“That’s great,” they replied, “but you know,
we’ve had a year to think about this, and we were just wondering. If things
don’t work out, is it possible to get a divorce in heaven?”
Peter
rolled his eyes and said, “It took me a whole year to find a minister in this
place. Now you want me to find a lawyer!?”
Long
ago, when ministers were held in high regard, this joke might not have worked.
But between Joel Osteen, Creflo Dollar, Jim Bakker, pedophile priests, and
evangelical leaders more interested in political power than Jesus’ teachings, pastors
are fair game now.
Lawyers,
on the other hand, have been the butt of jokes for centuries. Shakespeare had
characters in his plays speak ill of them. Obviously many lawyers are good and
decent folk who conduct themselves with integrity, but a number of factors cause
people to dislike them. Some view them as helping criminals, or as money hungry
“ambulance chasers.” It doesn’t help that lots of politicians are lawyers. Then
there is simply the nature of laws themselves.